getting too smart can get you screwed!!!

wife was sure that the husband was having sex with the maid,
so she laid a trap.
1 evening she sent the maid home 4 a weekend and didn't tell the husband.
that nght when thy wen to bed,
the husband gave da same old story."excuse me dear,my stomach is aching n went to de loo".
the wife promptly went into da maids bed.

she switched the lights off.
he came in silently, wasted no time and they started sexin.
when he finished,tha wife said - u didnt expect me in this bed,did u..?
n switched on the light.

no madam said the watchman.

.!moral of the story..sometyms getting too smart can get you screwed!!!