COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
COMMANDMENT 3
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the neighbors listen.
COMMANDMENT 4
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
COMMANDMENT 5
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
COMMANDMENT 6
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say. After marriage, he
will fall asleep before you finish.
COMMANDMENT 7
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the
law allows only one wife.
COMMANDMENT 8
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
COMMANDMENT 3
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the neighbors listen.
COMMANDMENT 4
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
COMMANDMENT 5
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
COMMANDMENT 6
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say. After marriage, he
will fall asleep before you finish.
COMMANDMENT 7
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the
law allows only one wife.
COMMANDMENT 8
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
COMMANDMENT 9
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY (10)
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then
smiled and said, "Hey!...This thing really works!"
