Insane Facts

1. Henry Ford never had a driver’s license.
2. When a giraffe’s baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.
3. Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
4. Pigs can become alcoholics.
5. Giraffes can lick their own eyes.
6. In China, the bride wears red.
7. Hippo milk is pink.
8. Chickens can suffer from depression.
9. The pupils in goats’ eyes are rectangular.
10. The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.
11. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
12. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
13. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
14. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896, Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
15. The brain operates on the same amount of power as 10-watt light bulb.
16. Turkeys have heart attacks. When the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound barrier, fields of turkeys would drop dead.
17. Most robberies occur on Tuesdays.
18. Some whales commit suicide.
19. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.
20. Coca-Cola was originally green.
21. More than 90% of shark attack victims survive.
22. A right whale’s testicle can weigh up to 500kg. The largest of any animal.
23. If a man with normal vision and a color-blind woman have children, the daughters will have normal vision and the sons will be color-blind.
24. No butts about it: Nissan has invented an artificial butt to test car seats.
25. Ants always fall to the right when drunk.

An Englishman having breakfast in Paris

An Englishman is having breakfast, in
Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when a
Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits
down next to him.

The Englishman ignores the Frenchman
who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
Frenchman: "You English folk eat the
whole bread??"
Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge
bubble) "We don't. In France, we only
eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into
croissants and sell them to England."
The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat
jam with the bread??"
Englishman: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum
between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in
containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam, and sell the jam to
England."

After a moment of silence, The
Englishman then asks: "Do you have
sex in France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he
says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "And what do you do with
the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of
course."

Englishman: "We don't. In England, we
put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble-gum, and
sell them to France."

Otieno and his three girlfriends

Otieno had three
girlfriends, but he does not know
which one to marry. So he
decides to give each one KES 500k
and see how each of them
... spends it.
The first one, Njeri goes out and gets a
total makeover with the money.
She gets new clothes, a new
hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and tells Otieno, "I spent
the money so I could look pretty
for you because I love you so
much."
The second one,Akinyi, went out and
bought new ipad2, a 42' Plasma Television, and a stereo
and gives them to Otieno. She
says, "I bought these gifts for you
with the money because I love
you so much."
The third one, Wangeci takes the KES 500k and
invests it in the stock market,
doubles her investment, returns
the KES 500k to Otieno and
reinvests the rest. She says,"I am
investing the rest of the money for
our future because I love you so
much."
Otieno thought long and hard
about how each of the women
spent the money and decided to
marry
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Njeri, the one who was looking Sexy
Moral- Men will be Men