Friday, 23 March 2012

TYPES OF WIVES -


1 - Party Wife
These are women who
  •  Are very mobile and very sociable
  •  They are always attending one function after the other (every wedding, bridal and shower, kitchen top up, office functions etc)
  • Are barely at home on weekends to have time with their husbands and family
  • Can spend family food money on gifts and online liqour stores

2 - Dictionary Wife
These are women who

  • Don’t take suggestions: the way she thinks is the way it is
  • The way she knows is the way it is to be maintained – no changes
  • Very orderly and became very angry when things are misplaced in their home set-up

3 - Pampered Wife
These are women who

  • Very spoiled by their parents (normally from rich parents or their the only girl in the family of many boys)
  • They are lazy, hardly do household work
  • Love spending money shopping trivial girlish things and expensive drinks and are are known to be loyal customers of drinks delivery services
  • Sees their husband like a houseboy

4 - Office Wife
These are women who

  • Career minded that their family does not matter.
  • Are always using their career as an excuse of not being at home for their family
  • They don’t respect their husbands and it makes educated women look bad
  •  Think a husband is not important because they can support themselves
5 - Patient Wife
These are women who

  •  * Always look like they are sick and down trodden
  •  * Love to complain on everything (husband, children, relatives even weather)
  • * Are always afraid and live in anxiety
6 - Headmistress Wife
These are women who

  •  * Make themselves in-charge of the family even when the husband is a sole provider of the home
  •  * Treat everyone as a child including their husband and visitors
  •  * Are very questionable and will punish their husbands for any trivial things
7 - Boxing Wife
These are women who

  •  * Are very offensive and sometimes can be violent
  • * They like shouting and they are nagging
  • * Believe in fire for fire

8 - Dust bin Wife
These are women who

  • * They are very dirty and unkempt
  • * Very unorganized and confused
  •  * Very lazy at everything expect gossiping and eating
  •  * Leaves everything to their servants or their children

9 - Security Wife
These are women who
  • * Very protective of their husband
  • * Very jealous, every woman seen as a threat
  • * Sees husbands friends as bad company
  •  * Don’t let anyone discipline their child even a teacher
  •  * Husband family and friends and workmates are scared of her

10 - Good Wife
  • These are women who
  • * Virtuous wife (Proverbs 31)
  • * Caring, loving and very smart
  •  * Very helpful, they can even handle husband’s business in his absence
  • * Provide spiritual guidance to the children
  • * Very understanding and full of self-esteem