Tuesday, 7 February 2012

SMS THREAD DIFF BTWN A GIRL AND A BOYS

THE DISCREPANCY BETWEEN A GIRL'S MOBILE PHONE AND A GUY'S MOBILE PHONE A GIRL'S SMS THREAD:

GIRL'S SMS THREAD
Kamaa I LOVE U... .
Michael
HI BABIE...
M-PESA
BK556 HJ CONFIRMED YOU HAVE RECEIVED KSH2500 FROM KAMAU
Mato
Can I take you out tonight ...
... ... M-PESA
Confirmed
Kamaa
I miss u babie
M-PESA
Confirmed.. ..
Matara:
Hi swite...
Mum:
Don't stay out past 7.00 pm!
M-PESA
Confirmed
Anto
mmwhaaa
M-PESA
Confirmed.. .

MESSAGES ON A GUY'S SMS THREAD:
Safaricom(you have insuffiecient credit please top-up)
Safaricom
(ksh50 has been deducted to repay your okoa jahazi)
Agent
(Wewe punda.Lipa nyumba)
Safaricom :
Your Daily Mobile Internet renewal has failed due to insufficient funds, Please topup and dial *544 #
Safaricom
(ksh50 has been deducted to repay your okoa jahazi)
Safaricom
(you have insuffiecient credit please top-up)
Jane :
I missed my periods I think am pregnant
Safaricom
(welcome to safaricom uwezo tariff)
mama mboga
( me nakupenda shana.kunja kwangu)
Safaricom
(ksh50 has been deducted to repay your okoa jahazi)
Njoki
(Nonsense.Nimeku dump.Its over.)
Safaricom(
ksh50 has been deducted to repay your okoa jahazi)
Caro
(Please nisambazie)
Safaricom
(please tag your pics on safaricom niko naswagg juu uko down)
Wanja
(Unanipeleka date when?)
Failed.
There is not enough money in your M-PESA account to buy Ksh50.00 airtime. Your M-PESA balance is Ksh45.00
Safaricom :
Your data bundle balance is below 1.0 MB.Browse the internet at 2/- a minute. SMS the word ON to 142 to activate.

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