A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and
his wife says,
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"Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of
the pipes was leaking, could you re-paint the wall?"
The husband says,
"What do I look like, Mr. Peter Marangi"
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A few days go by, and he comes home from work
and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start.
I think it needs a new battery. Could you change
it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Chloride?"
.
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.Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says,
"Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He says, "What do I look like, Mr.Galsheet?"
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The next day the husband comes home, and
the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a
handyman come in and fix them," she says.
.
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"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.
Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either
baked him a bread or slept with him."
.
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"Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the
husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Mr. Supaloaf?"
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