Women friends chatting in the office

Women friends chatting in the office:

Woman 1: Sasa dear I had a fine evening how was yours?

Woman 2: Huh! It was a disaster. My husband came home,
ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.
how was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! my husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
after dinner we walked for a hour.
When we came home he lit candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. it was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: is how... How was your evening you guy?

Husband 2: Great my guy. manze I came home.
Dinner was on the table,
I ate and fell asleep.
It was great! what about you?

Husband 1: you guy It was horrible. I came home there was no dinner because they cut the electricity I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity, so I had to light candles all over the house! after all I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

Husband 1: eeh izza jo..